I nöd och förlust

Fru: Jag trodde att fotbollsmatchen var slut.

Jag: Det är den.

Fru: Vad tittar du på då?

Jag: Amerikansk fotboll.

Fru: Mer fotboll?

Jag: Am. Eri. Kansk. Fotboll.

Fru: Det där NFL? Jag trodde att du tjatade om att den säsongen inte hade börjat än.

Jag: Det har den inte. Det här är collegelag.

(Tystnad)

Fru: College?

Jag: Ja.

Fru: Alltså…universitet?

Jag: Ja.

Fru: Du tittar på en fotbollsmatch mellan två…universitet?

Jag: A-m-e-r-i-k-a-n-s-k fotboll. C-o-l-l-e-g-e-l-a-g. Det är skitstort i USA!

(Tystnad)

Fru: Är det alltså en svensk tv-kanal som visar en match i amerikansk fotboll mellan två amerikanska universitet?

Jag: Nej. Det är en amerikansk tv-kanal. Jag har köpt ett abonnemang.

Fru: Du har KÖPT ett abonnemang för att kunna titta på amerikansk fotboll mellan…collegelag?

Jag: Ja.

Fru: Det är alltså…skolor?

Jag: Det är Ohio State och Virginia Tech. Två av USA:s bästa collegelag. Och det är faktiskt en väldigt intressant match för Virginia Tech var det enda laget förra året som van…

Fru: Men de går alltså i skolan? Alla de där spelarna går fortfarande i skolan?

Jag: På college.

Fru: Du sitter och tittar på en match mellan två skolor?

Jag: Ja.

(Tystnad)

Fru: Du har alltså betalat för att få titta på någons gympalektion?

Jag: Jag tänker inte ens bevärdiga det med ett svar.

Fru: Jag såg några åtta-nioåringar som spelade bandy ute på gården förut idag, du kanske kan gå ut oc…

Jag: Vet du, det här med att du är en bra försäljare blir extra irriterande när det även betyder att du är en bra GLÄDJEFÖRSTÖRARE!

83 kommentarer

  1. ”Du har alltså betalat för att få titta på någons gympalektion?” Din fru är fantastisk.

  2. Jag är nog lite diplomatisk här men jag tycker nog att även Fredrik måste få ha en hobby för jag antar att abonnemangskostnaden kommer från ditt hobbykonot, Fredrik? 😉
    …för ett hobbykonto har väl alla människor?

    Sedan kan man inte låta bli att imponeras över Fru, haj fajjv! 🙂

  3. Den här gången är jag på din frus sida. Jag är sportnörd men förstår inte grejen med amerikansk fotboll och det är kanske just det att man måste förstå alla finneser och regler för att uppskatta den. Själv tittar jag på vanlig rugby, helst 7 manna.

  4. Skolgympa med 110 000 åskådare på läktarn här i stan. Och folk grillar och dricker öl i timmar före gympan. Och jag kan hyra ut mitt hus for 30 000 kr för en helg till familjer som har rest i 6 timmar för att se på gympan.
    Heja skolgympan.

  5. Det viktiga i det hela är att amerikansk fotboll är fantastiskt kul, man måste bara, som någon här ovan skrev, lära sig reglerna och finesserna först. När man gjort det, då älskar man TV 10 på söndagar.

    Synd bara att Fredrik aldrig kan lära sig att hålla på rätt lag. Men vad vet jag, mitt älskade Chargers flyttar väl till LA snart och då kan man ju inte fortsätta hålla på dem.

    (Du håller säkert på MFF och Redhawks också?!?)

  6. Amerikansk fotboll är mycket trevligt att kolla på. Men Macke du får nog och skaffa ett abonnemang för jag tror viasat ska flytta NFL på söndagarna till Viasatsport.

  7. @Håkan

    Tack! Har redan ett sådant också, så man kan följa multipla matcher samtidigt =)

    @Fredrik

    Okej, jag ska vara tyst nu. Det slutar aldrig bra när jag drar upp sådana här ämnen. Jag säger bara att du på ett oerhört bra sätt fångat upp vad det innebär att vara Tottenham-supporter i Britt-Marie var här.

  8. Fokusera på det viktigaste här nu! Kalla aldrig äggboll för fotboll! Fotboll spelas med 11 man på var sida o man använder i huvudsak fötter. Äggbollsvarianten är bara amerikanskt trams!

  9. Någon som kan förklara australisk fotboll för mig? De hade tighta små kläder och nej, jag förstod inget.

  10. Jag är med dig Fredrik! VT va faktiskt det enda laget som spöade ohio state förra året! klart man ville se hur det gick! sådär tyvärr..

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