Mitt föräldraskap. Lite mer om hur det går.

(Efter att mitt barn har fått något. Vad det nu var. Jag minns inte längre för jag har huvudvärk.)

Jag: Och vad säger man då?

Barn: Va?

Jag: Vad säger man när man får något?

Barn: Vem var det som fick något?

Jag: Du!

Barn: Ja?

Jag: Och vad säger man då?

Barn: Vem?

Jag: Vad säger man när man…eller vad…alltså, vad säger DU?


Barn: Jag sa inget.

Jag: Men vad SKA du säga när du får något?

Barn: ”Snälla”.

Jag: Ja…jo…jättebra. Man säger ”snälla” om man vill ha något. Men om man FÅR något, vad säger man då?

Barn: Får vad?

Jag: Vad som helst!

Barn: Vad som helst?

Jag: Ja!

Barn: Får jag en Ninjagosparkcykel?

Jag: Va?

Barn: Du sa vad som helst!

Jag: Ja men inte…det var ett exempel…vad säger man när man FÅR något!?

Barn: Vad man säger?

Jag: Ja vad säger man?

Barn: Vad MAN säger?

Jag: Ja vad säger MAN?


Barn: Vilken man?

Jag: Man…en man vem som helst! Du! Vad säger du när du får något?

Barn: En Ninjagosparkcykel?

Jag: Till exempel!


Barn: ”Vilken cool Ninjagosparkcykel”.

Jag: (Tappar möjligen tålamodet lite) Nej! TACK!

Barn: (Skakar på huvudet) Det säger man om man inte vill ha något.

Jag: Vilket?

Barn: ”Nej tack”. Om man inte vill ha något säger man det.

Jag: Ja men om man…eller man…du vet vad jag menar! Man säger TACK!

Barn: Varsågod.

Jag: Nej…men inte när man…vad säger man…

Barn: När någon säger ”tack” säger man ”varsågod”.

Jag: Ja!

Barn: Just det!

Jag: Och när säger DU tack?

Barn: När jag får en Ninjagosparkcykel.

Jag: Jamen inte bara när du får en Ninjagosparkc…man säger tack! Tack säger man!

Barn: Varsågod.

Jag: Men int..okej, vi testar så här då: Varsågod!

Barn: Va?

Jag: Alltså, vi byter plats, fattar du? Jag säger: Varsågod! Och vad säger du då?


Barn: Vill DU ha en Ninjagosparkcykel?

Jag: Va?

Barn: Du kanske kan önska dig en av Tomten. Men då måste du vara snäll och säga ”snälla”.


Barn: Du kommer inte få någon Ninjagosparkcykel om du skriker. Det är inte snällt att skrika.

Jag: (Andetag. Andetag. Andetag.) Men vad i helv…vad säger man OM man får en…om man får…om…vad som helst! Vad säger man om man får vad som helst?

Barn: Till Tomten?

Jag: Ja! Vad säger man till tomten om man får något?


Barn: Snälla Tomten kan min pappa få en Ninjagosparkcykel?

Jag: Tack!

Barn: Varsågod.

Jag: ”Tomten kan min pappa få en Ninjagosparkcykel, TACK!”.


Barn: (Suckar djupt. Viskar mycket tålmodigt) Neeej. Vad säger man till Tomten, pappa?

Jag: Va?

Barn: (Klappar mig på handen) Man säger ”snälla”.

(Längre tystnad)

Jag: Du gör det här med flit, eller hur?

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  2. Det är vår son eller dina texter som får mig o min man att vrida sig av skratt. Tårarna sprutade igår när jag läste upp detta för honom o min lille hoppade av mitt skratt där han låg i babybjörnen. Tack!!?

  3. Du som verkar vara pedagogiskt lagd kanske kan hjälpa mig med min 9-åriga dotter. Efter som hon konstant hävdar att hon inte förstår mig när jag försöker förklara så kanske hon förstår dina förklaringar? Kanske en bok om barnuppfostran nästa? ☺

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