Jag berättar för min fru vilka möbler jag skulle vilja köpa och min fru berättar vad hon tycker. En eventuell följetong i oändligt antal delar.


Fru: Vad är det ens?

Jag: Det är en kista.

Fru: Vad ska du ha i den?

Jag: Skatter.


Jag: Eller sladd. Det skulle vara en perfekt sladdkista.

Fru: Du kan glömma att du får köpa nya sladdar bara för att du ska kunna fylla sladdkistan, det fattar du va? Du får bara lägga sladdar du redan har i den i så fall.

Jag: Okej…men då räknas inte sladdar som jag redan har köpt idag va?

Fru: Vilka sladdar har du köpt IDAG?

Jag: Nämen…inga särskilda. De…du var inne på H&M och jag…

Fru: Får du plats i den här kistan? För i så fall kan jag tänka mig at…

Jag: Vad fan menar du med det?


Jag: Vart ska du?


Fru: Nej.

Jag: Men j…

Fru: Nej.

Jag: Me…

Fru: NEJ!!!


Fru: Den funkar ju inte ens.

Jag: Vad har det med saken att göra?

Fru: Du tycker inte att ”den funkar” är en rätt viktig funktion med en klocka?

Jag: Om jag vill veta vad klockan är så kollar jag för fan på min iPhone, det här är ju mer av e…

Fru: Du kan få ha den på kontoret.


Fru: Du kan få ha den i din sladdkista. På kontoret.


Fru: Kontoret.

Jag: Den får inte plats på kontoret.

Fru: Så du vill ha den hemma? Skämtar du?

Jag: Du klagar ju alltid över att vi behöver mer förvaring!

Fru: Vad ska vi förvara i den här då?

Jag: Du…alltså…vafan…det är DU som alltid klagar över att vi behöver mer förva…

Fru: Du får inte ha dina kepsar i den, Fredrik.


Jag: Får jag h…

Fru: Eller skrivmaskiner.

Jag: Me…

Fru: Eller sladd.

Jag: Nu när jag tänker efter så är jag inte jätteförtjust i färgen.


Fru: Vad är det där lilla skåpet till för?

Jag: Jag tänker mig att det är förvaring för cigarrer. Eller en skamvrå för ens sån där daimon, som de har i Guldkompassen, om den har misskött sig.


Jag: Kontoret?


Jag: Jag tolkar det här som ”kontoret”.


Jag: Man skulle även kunna ha en keps därin…vänta lite så ska jag öppna…jo, jo, jo! Jag tror ta mig fan att det är kepsskåp! Det är ju helt genialt! Har du set…älskling?

(Längre tystnad)

Jag: Ursäkta, har du sett min fru? Hon har svart hår och är 158 centimeter lång. Hon kan inte ha hunnit långt, alltså, men hon har bilnycklarna så jag börjar ändå blir lite orol…

73 kommentarer

  1. Men var hittar du alla underbara möbler? Du går gärna ”lagra” dem hemma hos mig i ”förrådet”. Jag kan se möjligheter med kepshyllan, det måste ju gå att gömma garnnystan under kepsarna utan att någon märker det.
    /frun som har inköpsstopp på mer garn…

  2. Jag har en kista mycket lik denna och den är proppfull med garner! Så det är inte en kepskista, utan en garnkista.?

  3. Uppvuxen med en sådan kista. Tyger av olika slag vill jag minnas att den var fylld med.

  4. Hahaha! Detta är helt underbart! Har läst inlägget om och om igen. Skrattar så mycket att grannarna snart ringer störningsjouren. Tack för att du bjuder på detta. Ps. Finns en hel del kul Star wars-prytlar på Cool Stuff i den händelse du behöver blidka din kloka fru i ngt annat sammanhang.

  5. Vi har en sådan kista hemma, fast lite mindre och jag har helt glömt vad som finns i den… troligen gamla pryttlar som borde göras av med…

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