Torsdag. Livet.

Barn: Portalen.

Jag: Ni menar spegeln!

Barn: Nej. Portalen. Den gick sönder, pappa.

Jag: Det var ju det jag sa! Ni hade sönder portalen! Eller…nej, vänta nu…spegeln! Ni hade sönder spegeln!

Barn: Nej! Portalen!!!

Jag: Ni sa ju precis att ni INTE hade sönder portalen!

Barn: Nej.

Jag: Nej vad?

Barn: Vi hade inte sönder den.

Jag: Vad hände då?

Barn: Den gick sönder för att den är trasig.

Jag: Va?

Barn: Den gick sönder för att den är trasig.

Jag: Den gick sönder för att ni sprang RAKT IN I DEN! Det är en spegel, den är gjord av glas, det är inte meningen att man sk…

Barn: Det är en portal, pappa.

Jag: Börja inte nu igen. Det är en spegel.

Barn: Portal.

Jag: Det är en spegel. Eller det…var…en spegel. Och nu är den sönder.

Barn: Trasig.

Jag: Spegeln ja!

Barn: Portalen.

Jag: Vadå ”portalen”? Ni har haft sönder SPEGELN!

Barn: Det är en portal.

Jag: Det är en SPEGEL!

Barn: Portal.

Jag: Men vaihelv…portal? Portal till var?

Barn: En annan dimension.

Jag: Va?

Barn: Mmm.

Jag: Står ni här och säger till mig att ni sprang rakt in i spegeln för att ni lekte att den var en portal till en annan dimension?

Barn: Nej.

Jag: Vadå nej?

Barn: Vi lekte inte.

Jag: Så ni TROR inte på att det här är en spegel? Eller…var en spegel?

Barn: Den är trasig.

Jag: Ja! Det är en trasig spegel nu!

Barn: Nej.

Jag: Vadå nej? Ni ser ju att den är trasig!

Barn: Det är ingen spegel,

Jag: Alltså jag orkar int…om det vore en PORTAL så hade den ju inte gått SÖNDER när ni sprang in i den!

Barn: Jo. För den är trasig. Det är därför den gick sönder.

(Lång, lång, lång tystnad)

Jag: Vänta nu…vilken är trasig och vilken är sönder?

(Repetera från början. Tills jag dör.)

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